when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone
(Reblogged from thebootydiaries)
whenever i try and make an astute observation
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this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface
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when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb
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- youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again
- me: youre no boy of mine
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(Reblogged from unclefather)
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me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety
my therapist:
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